In Which Two Clouds Cause Trouble starts out in a stormy day complete with a rain of bullets and razor blades and culminates in fellatio of the weirdest sort. Feigning kindness to the little boy, his step-mother bids him reach into a chest to fetch an apple. But in the original Greek tale, Hercules is the son of Zeus and a mortal, Alcmene. Three stories set in the same world by three different writers. Try the Kindle edition and experience these great reading features: Sex doesn't hide behind euphemisms of apples and thorns. Obviously Dame Gothel isn't an idiot, and cuts off Rapunzel's hair before banishing her.
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Before Red was even beyond ear shot of the cottage, her mother was naked and in her bedroom with the three young rangers. Okay, so maybe they wouldn't do this one. If you're unfamiliar with what a sawhorse is, it's one of these:. I'm really not sure if I could manage pages of this sort of stuff, but when it's novella length or a little bigger then I am quite happy. These stories are definitely not to be your contribution to Kiddies' Reading Hour at your local library not unless you want to be taken away in handcuffs. Neatly laid out on the kitchen table stood three china bowls.
Fucked Up Fairy Tales (Volume 1) by Berti Walker
The witch guarding the reeds! Doom and Gloom, two nasty storm clouds, have been raining very unpleasant things upon the land of Euphoria. Well, saying anything more would ruin it for you. Baby Bear had a fine little cherry wood bed that Father Bear had ordered from a couple of beaver friends, upon which hung his quickly growing collection of whips, cat-o-nine tails, and barbed chains. Fucked Up Fairy Tales 1 - 10 of 12 books.
5 Fucked Up Fairytales and How Disney Would Turn Them Into Movies
Description: When the girl goes into the forbidden room and realizes that Bluebeard is the one who murdered her mother, she enlists the help of a handsome young groundskeeper and her best friend Cuckoo the Australian Owl to get her out of the enchanted, labyrinthine castle before it's too late. From wizards who demand oral sex in exchange for spells to lovely young ladies who seek the sexual congress of wolves, all culminating in a twisted, goblin masturbation orgy Berti Walker gets things off to a good start with a tale featuring two nasty storm clouds and a princess that will do anything to stop the storms. The moral of the story: Post was not sent - check your email addresses!